My First 100 days In Office If I Was Trump:

Make every Sunday a day where we shut off all unnecessary lights in the big cities, so we can see the Milky Way again.

Make a new noise ordinance: no more loud noise including gangster rap, mariachi music, and vehicles without mufflers. If caught without a quiet muffler after 1 warning, you get 10 days community service automatically 

Make actual sports much cheaper and easier to access than playing video games and doing TikToks

Make all people online who are looking for donations or handouts register their names and info for verification so we know where our money is going

Put tariffs on American companies who pollute the air and give the money made from it to those companies who find innovative, safe ways to prevent the air pollution 

Anyone caught littering will get a ticket and the only way to pay for it will be for them to pick up 100 pieces of trash

Homeless people can volunteer to pick up trash and get reimbursed by the city

Make Rideshare the new public transportation by subsidizing and offering monthly passes to people instead of a dirty bus or train

Free Rideshare to everyone who is going to job interviews

Free financial help to those who have a history of drug problems who stay sober and can prove it with drug tests

Free housing, clothes and food for mothers for the first 2 years of the babies lives

Free pet food for people who help stray animals and don't make a TikTok or Instagram page about their journey. You know, just be kind without wanting something back

Pet food and water stations placed in areas where there's lots of stray animals. Ban fixing stray animals until they get to a certain age and no more removing male cats testicles which is egregious and criminal. 

Under-road crossing for pets and wild animals placed under every block of road where there are lots of animals, stray animals and pets. 

 Outlaw rap music recordings unless it has actual musical talent and no gang association. 

Outlaw all things associated with gang activity

Incentivize specific inventions like inventing skateboards that hover and fly in mid air. Because why not?