11 ways to know if a muscle car driver is a sissy boy

1. The driver revs engines to assert dominance

2. Always acting like Mad Max as though they are a victim

3. Driving 60 in a 30

4. Windows tinted

5. Drives a Dodge or Ford muscle car

6. Drives a monster truck so big, you can't see them, because they are sunk into the seat and drowning, while barely seeing over the windshield.

7. Honks or revs engines at innocent pedestrians or homeless people while driving by. 

8. Does donuts in quiet residential neighborhoods while filming themselves.

9. Always immediately taps their brake when police are seen nearby. 

10. If you confront them while doing donuts in front of your place of residence, they run away instead of manning up.

11. Accidentally or purposely runs over your cat.