Fancy Names Issues 😂

 People with fancy names always get picked for everything; Names with french sounding flare get all the opportunities: it's not enough to be just Tom, it must be Tom "Cruise."

 Cruuiiise. It's got that flare going. 

 If you just you have a basic name like my name, Billy Charlson, and add to that, I am not tall, it's a recipe for getting passed up for every great opportunity. 

Examples: 

 

Richie Sambora, wheeew

Curcao (market) awwee

Harry Styles, wheeew

Kylie Kardashian, oohhhh.

But, John Or Chuck Wilson............Nope. 

It's not enough to have a nice basic American name like Joe or Bill or John. You can however attach a fancy last name to your basic name to hide your true self. 

For example, Harry: A basic easy to remember American name, but that's not good enough for this new world. You must follow it up with "Styles." Yes. 

If you want to get picked for things like jobs, sports teams, music bands, business opportunities, you must have some kind of flare in your names. 

Take the store, Curcao for example: what's a Curacao? No one knows, but everyone wants a slice of that pie because, fancy. 

😂

Anyways, have an ordinary day! Thanks for reading - Billy

P.S. I just posted a Valentine Card for sale here if you want to support my art. 

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